​My professional life has taken me behind the scenes at Canada's oldest museum. I've directed the incomparable (and sweet) John Fiedler for a Winnie-the-Pooh interactive product I wrote and designed. I've transcribed hours and hours of TV documentary audio while an old dog farted under my desk. I crafted sell sheets and catalogues for international TV markets. And spent 15 long (long) years writing speeches for politicians.